Only Have An Eye For You

[MA-Caver]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

















"No," she replies........................................... ....."You just happened to catch my eye."

 

[Lisa]

*grooooaaaaaannnnn!

:rofl:

 

[kenpochad]

good one

 

[The Kai]

A merchant marine comes into port after amny a long minth at sea, upon getting paid he wants a good meal, cheap beer and well... a good time. Upon investagation it seems all the cathouses are busy, booked thru the week of his stay! One madam tells him of a local independent agent that is a specility and there fore a tad more expensive. "What the hell, I'm only in ttown for a week"


Finding the address and knocking out the door and older lady answers the door, your hapless mariner apologizes and the old lady asks him to come in. Turn out she has a glass eye , and for a smalll fee.. (you get the idea)
After his initial reluctence he gives it a try and loves it!!! Comes every day he's in port. Finally it's his last night in port he breaks the news to his new friend that he'll be going out to sea for a couple of months
The old lady tells him
"I'll keep an eye out for you"