A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little
sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old
truck. Everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" She said. "I want something that goes
from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do.
My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"
He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her
a brand new bathroom scale
Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
My wife e mailed me this today
He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little
sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old
truck. Everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" She said. "I want something that goes
from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do.
My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"
He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her
a brand new bathroom scale
Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
My wife e mailed me this today
