My ex-wife was killed (not really... this is humor)

[Grenadier]

Now before everyone starts machine-gunning the "Report to Moderator" button, this is not a real person. I repeat, this is not a real person.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I don't kow why a line from a Guns n Roses song is now running though my head

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard

 

[OUMoose]

I just hope, for her sake, that the broom wedged itself in the tree!

 

[bushidomartialarts]

years ago my (recent) ex was helping me clean out the apartment we'd been sharing. i was finishing the kitchen when she came in and asked me for a broom.

i couldn't help myself. i said...

"i though you told me you already had a ride home"

some day i'll be mature enough to be embarrassed for having said that. today is not that day.

 

[donna]

I just hope, for her sake, that the broom wedged itself in the tree!

:lfao: :lfao: :lfao:

 

[terryl965]

Some how I see my ex wife like that, wonder why