Motivation

[Rich Parsons]

For Motivation go here:

www.despair.com


Enjoy the laughs

 

[TheRustyOne]

:rofl:

Thanks Rich, those are "rich"

*snicker* sorry, I couldn't help myself!

I think I may have to get some decals and stick 'em around campus

 

[Akula]

I've had thier screen saver for a while.

Favorites:

Motivation - If A Pretty Poster And A Cute Saying Are All It Takes To Motivate You, You Probably Have A Very Easy Job. The Kind Robots Will Be Doing Soon.

Despair - It's Always Darkest just Before it goes Pitch Black.

and finally,

Consulting - If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Made In Prolonging The Problem.

 

[theletch1]

I was gonna post a witty retort but now I'm too depressed to bother with it. :wah:

 

[Black Bear]

Haha, I have this one on my desk:
http://www.despair.com/demotivators/insanity.html

It was given to me as a birthday gift by my brother, because I do psychological assessment.

I bought one for my dad years ago, but don't see that one on the site. May have been a different company. It was a guy in a suit face down after tripping on a hurdle.

 

[Gary Crawford]

There used to a song that Dr. Demento used to play on his show(long time ago) called "You are a fluke of the universe...". Does anyone remember it?

 

[Goldendragon7]

There used to a song that Dr. Demento used to play on his show(long time ago) called "You are a fluke of the universe...". Does anyone remember it?

Deteriorata
(National Lampoon)

You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here. Deteriorata! Deteriorata!

Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece there of.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself, and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.
You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you; that lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls will scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth; birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sand of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks.
For a good time call 606-4311.
Ask for Ken.
Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your God, whatever you conceive him to be-hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate.

Give up.

You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing at your back.
Detriorata!
Deteriorata!
:uhyeah:

 

[Touch Of Death]

Deteriorata
(National Lampoon)

You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here. Deteriorata! Deteriorata!

Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece there of.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself, and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.
You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you; that lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls will scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth; birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sand of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks.
For a good time call 606-4311.
Ask for Ken.
Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your God, whatever you conceive him to be-hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate.

Give up.

You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing at your back.
Detriorata!
Deteriorata!
:uhyeah:

There is a John Lennon spoof on that same album called, "Genious is Pain". I love that... " If I could be a fisherman I would, but I can't; because, I'm a ****ing genious."
Sean

 

[Gary Crawford]

Goldendragon7,Thank you for posting the lyrics!I had a vage thought of it,haven't actualy heard it in twenty or so years.It just fits so well here.

 

[Goldendragon7]

Goldendragon7,Thank you for posting the lyrics!I had a vage thought of it,haven't actualy heard it in twenty or so years.It just fits so well here.

:wink2: :wink1:

 

[michaeledward]

http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/deteriorata/default2.asp

 

[theletch1]

http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/deteriorata/default2.asp

I can really hear James Earl Jones or maybe Lorn (sp) Green doing the voice for this one.