Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
Another thread on MT got me searching the internet and I came across these labeled nerd quotes, I rather like them
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- Unknown
People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
- Unknown
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
- Unknow
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips
-unknown
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- Unknown
People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
- Unknown
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
- Unknow
