Modern Arnis and Balintakwak Concepts Seminar

[hardheadjarhead]

Datu Tim Hartman will be giving a Modern Arnis and Balintawak Concepts seminar in Bloomington, Indiana on October 9, 2004.

The seminar will run from 10:00-4:00, with a lunch break.

Cost...get this...$40.00.

Regardless of your style, feel free to come and join us.

Location: Monroe County Martial Arts, 223 S. Pete Ellis Drive, Bloomington, Indiana.

For information contact me via PM here at MartialTalk or call 812-339-5425 and ask for Steve Scott.


Regards,


Steve

 

[Flatlander]

6 hours for forty bucks? How can you ****ing go wrong? Man, you Americans and your plentitude of excellent training opportunities are starting to annoy me.......

 

[Datu Tim Hartman]

6 hours for forty bucks? How can you ****ing go wrong? Man, you Americans and your plentitude of excellent training opportunities are starting to annoy me.......

Don't get spoiled. This is an intro special.

 

[Feisty Mouse]

Don't get spoiled. This is an intro special.

I'm happy to jump on the intro special offer...!

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Well, this is a way for Tim to get some exposure here in the Midwest.

For those interested, that night we'll probably go out to Janko's Little Zagreb steak joint...that is if Tim stays the night and flies out the next morning.

Incredible steaks.



Regards,


Steve

 

[Feisty Mouse]

And, I hear, beautiful waitresses.

(Added for flatlander's benefit.)

 

[Datu Tim Hartman]

Steak and women?! Hell you might have to kick me out of town!

artyon: :drinkbeer :cheers: :ladysman: artyon:

 

[Feisty Mouse]

Steak and women?! Hell you might have to kick me out of town!

artyon: :drinkbeer :cheers: :ladysman: artyon:

Note to HHJH: Bring steak to seminar. We will supply the women.

 

[Flatlander]

OK. Movin' to the States. Anyone know of any employment opportunitites for a lazy guy with a good sense of humour? It has to pay well.

 

[Cruentus]

I wonder if Kate would be pissed if I skipped my wedding to go to Indiana?

:roflmao:

 

[bignick]

I wonder if Kate would be pissed if I skipped my wedding to go to Indiana?

:roflmao:

can't see why she would...

 

[Flatlander]

I wonder if Kate would be pissed if I skipped my wedding to go to Indiana?

:roflmao:

Paul, with the price of this seminar, how could you pass it up? I'm sure she would understand. Training is important. Steak too.

 

[Feisty Mouse]

lol - I can just imagine that conversation.

"Honey, I have to go to Indiana for a seminar. It's an emergency. They have steak, too."

"Whu-huhn?!?!?"

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Steak and women?! Hell you might have to kick me out of town!

artyon: :drinkbeer :cheers: :ladysman: artyon:

(Does Remy impression)

Oh..my God...TIM. De women at de steak house are VERY BEAUTIFUL. Oh wow.

(Back to normal voice)

I kid thee not. When we went there last, there was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen working there. She was on "water glass duty", and we couldn't hydrate fast enough. She was stunning. Dark, gorgeous. She was really, really good at pouring water, too. Had a certain fluid grace, as it were.

And the steaks are over an inch thick. You've got to try the 24 ounce Porterhouse. Seasoned in rock salt and grilled over apple wood chips.

Probably why Bobby Knight liked to eat there so much.


Regards,


Steve

 

[Datu Tim Hartman]

Mongo says GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
artyon:

 

[GAB]

Hi,

Steaks, rock salt, tannic acid, beer and girls.

Sounds like trouble for the Heart Bone.

Good imitation of the (Remy voice) brings it back into the head in a heart beat.

Sounds like a really good time.

You mean to say you can't, have your Kate and Edith too?
I think that is a fair reason for not showing, unless of course you will bring the new bride, jet age you know.

Bloomington, Indiana for the honeymoon, what a story for the local newspaper.

Regards, Gary

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Mongo? Wait'll you meet "Big Josh"...he'll be at the seminar. Feisty will tell you...he looks JUST LIKE Alex Karras' character in "Blazing Saddles". He was at Janko's the night we saw the woman in question. I thought he was going to cry because of her beauty...which was disconcerting, given his size.


Regards,


Steve

 

[Cruentus]

Hmmm...having my Kate and Edith too....
:fanboy:
(walks into hotel room) "Kate, I brought you back some steak. Oh...her? Excuse my rudeness...Kate, meet Edith. She is really good at...ah...pouring water. Yea, she'll be crashing in our room tonight. Oh, yea, darn, we only have one bed. How will we manage? Hmmmmm...."
%think%
:whip:
*smack on back of head*

"Oh yes, dear! I am working on those place cards! Martialtalk? No...um..of course I am not playing around in there again. Say....what do you think about Indiana in October, honey?"

Heheh...Yea, I don't think this'll fly, guys. It was worth the try, though :ultracool

 

[Feisty Mouse]

Josh is a very sweet guy. He should have asked her for her phone number or something. If I make it to the steak dinner and he's there, I'm going to try to get this infamous woman's number for him.

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Josh is a very sweet guy. He should have asked her for her phone number or something. If I make it to the steak dinner and he's there, I'm going to try to get this infamous woman's number for him.

There wasn't a man there that night that had the courage to ask that woman for her phone number. Had my wife not been there, I still wouldn't have had the courage.


You can't speak if you can't breathe.


Regards,


Steve