I went to McDonald's for lunch today, just before I went to do my laundry.
Sitting across from me were two men conversing with each other. Normally, I would be engrossed in my newspaper and would not hear them, or I would be watching CNN on the TV hanging from the wall over the row of tables. Today, however, there were no newspapers in the paper machine when I came in, and someone had (once again) vandalized the TV set, so it was displaying "Please insert smartcard to continue."
One man was speaking earnestly to the other. I happened to overhear. Here is what he said:
Sitting across from me were two men conversing with each other. Normally, I would be engrossed in my newspaper and would not hear them, or I would be watching CNN on the TV hanging from the wall over the row of tables. Today, however, there were no newspapers in the paper machine when I came in, and someone had (once again) vandalized the TV set, so it was displaying "Please insert smartcard to continue."
One man was speaking earnestly to the other. I happened to overhear. Here is what he said:
With that, the two men got up and left. I finished my lunch and went to do my laundry, thinking about fresh pineapple and bologna.This was a long time ago, when my wife and I were first married, and we had a couple kids pretty quick and I lost my job. No money. Our car was an old rust-bucket and didn't run well and we hung in there as best we could, but finally we had nothing left but a jug of ice water in the fridge and a tank of gas. We loaded up the kids and went to everyone's house we knew, looking for anything - money, food, a job - anything. We found nothing.
At the end of the day, tired and hungry, we headed back to our house. My daughter for some reason asked if we could stop and buy some bologna on the way home. I lost my temper - I shouldn't have - and yelled at her. There were some harsh words said between my wife and I, and the kids were crying, and I yelled at my daughter, "If you want bologna, why don't you try asking God for it, because I haven't got any damned money!"
The rest of the drive home was silent. My wife was mad, I was mad, the kids were upset, and we were all hungry.
When we got home, as we got out of the car, my daughter came around the side of the car and hugged me and said "I prayed to God for fresh pineapple and bologna." I hugged her back and said "I hope He heard you, sweetie."
I unlocked the front door and we went inside, and I saw something sitting on the kitchen table. I went into the kitchen and it was a sack of potatoes. I called my wife to ask her how the heck a sack of potatoes got onto the kitchen table - we didn't have any potatoes when we left, so what the heck? She came in and was astonished - she didn't buy any potatoes and had no idea how they got there. I had unlocked the front door when we came in, and I knew I locked it when we left.
Then my wife noticed a note on the side of the sack of potatoes. It said "Jesus loves you." That's all, just "Jesus loves you."
I still had no idea what had happened, and I opened the fridge door to get some of the ice water inside. But the fridge was full of food. Stuffed to overflowing - it was loaded with everything. Milk, condiments, meat, cheese, condiments, a jar of pickles, everything.
On the top shelf, staring me in the face, was a whole, fresh pineapple, and sitting next to it, a pack of bologna. We had never had a pineapple in the house before, it wasn't on our usual grocery list. Why my daughter prayed for one, I do not know. But there it was, a whole, fresh, pineapple. And a pack of bologna.
I have no explanation for what happened. I do know it affected us all very powerfully - to this day I cry when I tell the story. My wife and children can all verify that this happened. My daughter is now a Minister of God. She told me that when people ask her why she decided to become a minister, she answers, "Fresh pineapple and bologna," and laughs.
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