Michael Jackson

Q: Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What did the woman say to Michael Jackson as he was walking down the beach?

A: Will you please get out of my son!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a sale at J.C. Penneys have in common?

A: Little boys pants are both half off!

:shrug:
 
A little boy came home from Sunday Service one day and asked his mother,

"If God is neither black nor white, male nor female, gay nor straight, then is God Michael Jackson?"
 
Why does Michael Jackson like banging twenty eight year olds?











Because there are twenty of them .

:rofl:
 
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