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A Florida man was woken by a burglar in his bedroom. He opens a can of whoop-*** and hogties the intruder, then finds out it's a seventeen year old girl. A bored, stupid and damned lucky to be alive seventeen year old girl.
Addendum: The first person who says "I'd hit it!" gets kicked in the nadgers. Many, many times...
A Florida man was woken by a burglar in his bedroom. He opens a can of whoop-*** and hogties the intruder, then finds out it's a seventeen year old girl. A bored, stupid and damned lucky to be alive seventeen year old girl.
Addendum: The first person who says "I'd hit it!" gets kicked in the nadgers. Many, many times...