MArvin

[tshadowchaser]

From my email today:


Meet Marvin, Men's answer to Maxine!!!

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?​

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?​

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.​

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How do you know whena woman is about to say something smart?​

When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?​

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.​

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? ​

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.​

It's called a Wedding Cake.​

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Why do men die before their wives? ​

They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men ​

until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.​

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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and ​

to the select few women who can handle it! ​

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[CoryKS]

http://randomfunnypicture.com/2009/07/Yahoo-Answers-You-Better-Come-Back-With-a-Sandwich/

 

[still learning]

Hello, Thank-you for sharing this..!

Does this also means...if the wife has bigger feet? ....I get to do the dishes?

Ahhhhhhh! way!

Aloha,

PS: looking for size 14 shoes?

 

[firerex]

lol thats awesome