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Mr. Smith wasn't feeling well, so he went to the doctor. After examining him for an hour, he pulled Mrs. Smith aside into his office.
"I have some troubling news, Mrs. Smith. Your husband is very ill due to stress. It could be fatal, if things continue as they are. You'll have to do alot of things to make him well. Make sure that when he comes home after work, you have dinner ready for him. Feed him only his favorite foods, they'll help him feel better. Don't talk to him about your day, it will only upset him. Make sure after dinner, he has all of his sports magazines on his end table, and be sure that he gets his beer ice-cold during the games. Wear lots of skimpy lingerie, and keep in shape so he's always aroused. Finally, make love to him every night, and only in his favorite positions. If you do this for 1 year, I am confident that he will make a full recovery."
Mrs. Smith then walked out to see her husband.
"Bad news, honey. You're gonna die."
"I have some troubling news, Mrs. Smith. Your husband is very ill due to stress. It could be fatal, if things continue as they are. You'll have to do alot of things to make him well. Make sure that when he comes home after work, you have dinner ready for him. Feed him only his favorite foods, they'll help him feel better. Don't talk to him about your day, it will only upset him. Make sure after dinner, he has all of his sports magazines on his end table, and be sure that he gets his beer ice-cold during the games. Wear lots of skimpy lingerie, and keep in shape so he's always aroused. Finally, make love to him every night, and only in his favorite positions. If you do this for 1 year, I am confident that he will make a full recovery."
Mrs. Smith then walked out to see her husband.
"Bad news, honey. You're gonna die."
