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Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged
couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to
join a church. The pastor said, "We have special
requirements for new parishioners. You must
abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of
the two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple
and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the
two weeks? The old man replied, "No problem at all
Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the
pastor.
The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked,
"Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two
weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad.
The second week I had to sleep in the couch for a
couple of nights but, we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the
pastor. Welcome to the church" said the pastor.
The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and
asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two
weeks?"
No, Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the
two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "My wife was
reaching for a can of paint on the top of the shelf and
dropped it. When she bent to pick it up, I was overcome
with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this mean you will not be
welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"We know," said the young man, "We are not welcome at Home Depot any more either."
couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to
join a church. The pastor said, "We have special
requirements for new parishioners. You must
abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of
the two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple
and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the
two weeks? The old man replied, "No problem at all
Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the
pastor.
The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked,
"Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two
weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad.
The second week I had to sleep in the couch for a
couple of nights but, we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the
pastor. Welcome to the church" said the pastor.
The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and
asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two
weeks?"
No, Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the
two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "My wife was
reaching for a can of paint on the top of the shelf and
dropped it. When she bent to pick it up, I was overcome
with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this mean you will not be
welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"We know," said the young man, "We are not welcome at Home Depot any more either."
