I need a gift for my IT guys!

[Carol]

I'm not big in to buying office presents, but my IT guys have done a lot for me this year and I want to get them a gift as a thank you.

There are three of them, and it can either be three individual gifts, or it can be one gift that all of them can share.

Any recommendations?

 

[Ken Morgan]

Carol, They're guys!!
Scotch, food, porn or sporting tickets/stuff. Simple!!


More seiously, they probably have all the techno gadgets. What are their hobbies?

 

[Carol]

Carol, They're guys!!
Scotch, food, porn or sporting tickets/stuff. Simple!!


More seiously, they probably have all the techno gadgets. What are their hobbies?

LMAO!!! Oh, if HR would let me get away with it....

I don't know their hobbies. I work nights so when I see them it is either right as they are heading home, or when I've dragged them back to the office with a network issue. Wicked nice guys, but at that hour they are usually thinking more about doing the job and going (back) home rather than making small talk.

 

[Jenny_in_Chico]

Real Doll. Bit pricey, though.

 

[Carol]

:lfao: :lfao: :lfao:

It really needs to be work-safe.

 

[Jenny_in_Chico]

:lfao: :lfao: :lfao:

It really needs to be work-safe.

As far as I am aware, Real Dolls have no sharp edges.

 

[girlbug2]

Tech guys love this web site for some reason:

http://despair.com/

Get the "I>U" t shirt for them.

 

[crushing]

You could give them gonorrhea, or just about anything from this site: http://www.thinkgeek.com/.

 

[MA-Caver]

More seriously, they probably have all the techno gadgets.

Betcha they don't have THESE... http://www.livescribe.com/smartpen/index.htmlhttp://www.livescribe.com/

 

[jks9199]

Gift cards for a local restaurant, especially if you know there's one they favor. They can use 'em together or separately. Won't offend wives/girlfriends or bosses.

 

[TKDHomeSchooler]

As an IT Manager I can say very simply, feed your IT dept. We usually like anything with lots of sugar, but caffeine is another favorite.

 

[Jenny_in_Chico]

You could give them gonorrhea, or just about anything from this site: http://www.thinkgeek.com/.

Hah hah, the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag is awesome.

Gonorrhea is less awesome.

 

[Tames D]

Give them a lap dance Carol.

 

[Ken Morgan]

Gift cards for a local restaurant, especially if you know there's one they favor. They can use 'em together or separately. Won't offend wives/girlfriends or bosses.

Yeah you can never go wrong with a gift card to a food/coffee place

 

[Andrew Green]

3 guys, 3 shirts:

http://store.xkcd.com/xkcd/#TechSupport
http://store.xkcd.com/xkcd/#Sudo
http://store.xkcd.com/xkcd/#RegularExpressionsShirt

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Real Doll. Bit pricey, though.

Carol, They're guys!!
Scotch, food, porn or sporting tickets/stuff. Simple!!

Hell with them, y'all can buy these for me!
RealDoll2, BodyB (elf ears, green hair,-style Fun1 green eyes, face#9, green eyeshadow, medium black liner, red lipstick, and a tiger stripe bikini, and a case of Dramboulie and you'll have 1 happy web master here.

Not that I put any real thought into this.......

 

[MA-Caver]

Hell with them, y'all can buy these for me!
RealDoll2, BodyB (elf ears, green hair,-style Fun1 green eyes, face#9, green eyeshadow, medium black liner, red lipstick, and a tiger stripe bikini, and a case of Dramboulie and you'll have 1 happy web master here.

Not that I put any real thought into this.......

Hate to remind you Bob but... you're married and a RealDoll wouldn't be such a great idea... you'd probably wouldn't survive the week.

 

[CoryKS]

A copy of Office Space and a gift card to the nearest Thai restaurant.


BTW, love your Hamlet.

Might be nitpicking, but shouldn't it be an assignment rather than an append? Unless query is initialized to spaces, it becomes "That is also the question."

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Hate to remind you Bob but... you're married and a RealDoll wouldn't be such a great idea... you'd probably wouldn't survive the week.

She said I could have it if someone else bought it for me...plus, it gets me into carpool lanes.

 

[Ken Morgan]

Hell with them, y'all can buy these for me!
RealDoll2, BodyB (elf ears, green hair,-style Fun1 green eyes, face#9, green eyeshadow, medium black liner, red lipstick, and a tiger stripe bikini, and a case of Dramboulie and you'll have 1 happy web master here.

Not that I put any real thought into this.......

Really?? You can get Elf ears??? Awesome...
Just for research purposes, of course, I ran through your checklist Bob, taking a few liberties here and there....$6400...
Well she won't critize my driving, she won't take the remote, she won't get pissed when I'm later then expected, she won't tell me how messed up may friends and family are....hmmmm.....$6400? Might be cheaper in the long run.....