First, become a US Marine.
If you serve honorably and are given an Honorable Discharge, you are not a hero.
If you serve other than honorably and are given an Other Than Honorable discharge, you are a hero.
Then, get involved in the 'Occupy' movement.
If you are a police officer who is sworn to uphold the law and you have been twice cited for bravery on the job, you are not a hero.
If you are a protester who founded a website called "IhatetheMarineCorps.com," drifted from town to town and protest to protest, and refuse to vacate an illegal encampment when asked by police, you are a hero.
If you use non-lethal pepper spray to protect you and your fellow officers from physical injury while arrested protesters who refuse to unlink arms and disburse when ordered, you are not a hero.
If you get cracked in the head with a thrown object, no idea who threw it, and end up in the hospital with a cracked skull, you are a hero.
If you are released from the hospital with a bandage on your head you got from 'standing up to the Man', you are a hero.
If you are put on administrative leave and your name and address plastered all over the web so that your family can be threatened with violence by fellow protesting 'heroes', you are not a hero.
I just want to be clear on this. Serve your country honorably in the military, continue to serve with distinction as a civilian, uphold the law and be a decent human being, and YOU ARE SCUM.
Protest everything, get kicked out of the military, and someone cracks you in the head with a thrown object and YOU ARE A HERO.
I think a few of you have some screwy ideas of what a hero is. And frankly, it's getting personal for me. How dare you make a skunk into a hero and vilify a real American hero? How dare you?
If you serve honorably and are given an Honorable Discharge, you are not a hero.
If you serve other than honorably and are given an Other Than Honorable discharge, you are a hero.
Then, get involved in the 'Occupy' movement.
If you are a police officer who is sworn to uphold the law and you have been twice cited for bravery on the job, you are not a hero.
If you are a protester who founded a website called "IhatetheMarineCorps.com," drifted from town to town and protest to protest, and refuse to vacate an illegal encampment when asked by police, you are a hero.
If you use non-lethal pepper spray to protect you and your fellow officers from physical injury while arrested protesters who refuse to unlink arms and disburse when ordered, you are not a hero.
If you get cracked in the head with a thrown object, no idea who threw it, and end up in the hospital with a cracked skull, you are a hero.
If you are released from the hospital with a bandage on your head you got from 'standing up to the Man', you are a hero.
If you are put on administrative leave and your name and address plastered all over the web so that your family can be threatened with violence by fellow protesting 'heroes', you are not a hero.
I just want to be clear on this. Serve your country honorably in the military, continue to serve with distinction as a civilian, uphold the law and be a decent human being, and YOU ARE SCUM.
Protest everything, get kicked out of the military, and someone cracks you in the head with a thrown object and YOU ARE A HERO.
I think a few of you have some screwy ideas of what a hero is. And frankly, it's getting personal for me. How dare you make a skunk into a hero and vilify a real American hero? How dare you?