hollywood ninjutsu

Reasons to be late - girlfriend, stuck in traffic and beavers.

Reasons to pour acid - NATO, Canada, oil, Kurdistan.

Reasons to just sit still - unemployed, stomach aches and tex mex food.

Reasons to talk back - Nazis, Bavaria and Koreans.

Reasons to write stuff - puberty, speeding tickets and erotic short stories.

Reasons to eat at restaurants - poison in your kitchen, no kitchen and pasta al dente.

Reasons to say no to a party - cancer, an old lady died and do you know me?
 
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Nimravus said:
Reasons to be late - girlfriend, stuck in traffic and beavers.

Reasons to pour acid - NATO, Canada, oil, Kurdistan.

Reasons to just sit still - unemployed, stomach aches and tex mex food.

Reasons to talk back - Nazis, Bavaria and Koreans.

Reasons to write stuff - puberty, speeding tickets and erotic short stories.

Reasons to eat at restaurants - poison in your kitchen, no kitchen and pasta al dente.

Reasons to say no to a party - cancer, an old lady died and do you know me?

Nimravus, that had nothing to do with the question the kid asked.
 
bobster_ice said:
dont you just hate those *******s who take the piss out of ninjitsu?

i fink they need shot or sumfing cos they r giving ninja`s a very bad name, wat do uguys fink?? should we asassinate them?

As a ninja, I would, but I'm currently way too bogged down with the 2 espionage missions and the assasination mission that I have to do this month. And don't even get me started on how much sharpening of my ninja stars I still have to do. If I could, I would, believe me.

But you can't shoot them. That's not the ninja way. We would have to use smoke to distract them, then drop from the tree and attack them from behind. That's how I'd do it. Maybe add some flips in, just for style.
 
:)

Okay, all you ninjitsu people out there. Just a joke. I don't know that much about ninjitsu, but I'm sure it's not all silly like the movies.

But with that guy's first post, I couldn't help myself.

Peace.
 
bobster_ice said:
dont you just hate those *******s who take the piss out of ninjitsu?

i fink they need shot or sumfing cos they r giving ninja`s a very bad name, wat do uguys fink?? should we asassinate them?

I am sorry, but what the heck are you talking about?
 
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