Dieting Mindset

[Lynne]

A woman is walking into a coffee shop. A beggar standing next to the entrance says, "I haven't eaten in a week." The woman snaps her head and looks at him and says, "I wish I had your willpower."

 

[stickarts]

Lol!

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Curley: What'll ya have?
Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curley: Why do you want that?
Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.

"Punch Drunks", 1934