cooking eggs...

[mrhnau]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh Good Grief! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh great heavens! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him.

"What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

 

[bydand]

:rofl::rofl::roflmao::roflmao:
Oh lord I want to try that this morning! If I get killed you are all invited to the funeral. Good thing my wife has a great sense of humor and thinks I never grew up anyway, so I might just make it out alive.

 

[Jade Tigress]

LMAO!! Good one. heehee

 

[mrhnau]

My wife sent it to me. She laughed so hard, because it was so true LOL

 

[stone_dragone]

The result at my house would be me waking up on the floor, a cast iron pan near my head and half-cooked eggs on my face...and the dog probably eating them.

But she lets me drive though....