Breaking the Silence...

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KanoLives

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Here ya go....

A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries her hardest to let go a little squeaker but instead let's loose a loud, disgusting blast.
The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.
" Um....do you have a transfer ticket?" she finally asks.
" No I don't," he replies. "But when we pass the next tree, I'll try to grab you a handful of leaves."


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
there was two cat's and a platapuss, and a bulldog well one day the cat's went up to the bulldog and said,,,,ah the hell with it, it's not that funny:mad:
 
It's okay, we don't expect much to follow that. I laughted my overweight butt off. Thanks.
 

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