Bizzare Signs

[lemon_meringue]

Ok, so it's not MA releated, but these are some of my favourite real signs from around the world:

One too many could make you see double...

Strange but true

Clear enough for ya?

Why ducks should learn to read

Just so you know...

You see, this is why I don't drive.

Hazards on the highway of life


Has anyone got any more?

 

[Xue Sheng]

 

[Sukerkin]

Many fine chortles elicited, gentlemen. My thanks for unwinding my work-day nerves :tup:.

 

[14 Kempo]

 

[terryl965]

Those are great

 

[stickarts]

Lol!

 

[jkembry]

With that....time to go home for the evening.

 

[Xue Sheng]

 

[14 Kempo]

 

[Lynne]

We ladies have been known to hover like helicopters. I refuse to sit on a toilet seat.

 

[Lynne]

Not the same without pics, but while were travelling in Virginia we saw a hilarious sign. There was a gas station with a Burger King restaurant and down the road was a Dairy Queen. There was a huge sign that read, "Would you rather be served by a queen with class or a king with gas?" We took a picture of it. I'll see if I can find it.

Then, there is Jim the entrepeneur in a little town close by. There was a sign that said, "Jim's Chicken BBQ" at the top. Underneath it said, "Septic Service." Heee...Jim's Chicken BBQ and Septic Service.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Not the same without pics, but while were travelling in Virginia we saw a hilarious sign. There was a gas station with a Burger King restaurant and down the road was a Dairy Queen. There was a huge sign that read, "Would you rather be served by a queen with class or a king with gas?" We took a picture of it. I'll see if I can find it.

Then, there is Jim the entrepeneur in a little town close by. There was a sign that said, "Jim's Chicken BBQ" at the top. Underneath it said, "Septic Service." Heee...Jim's Chicken BBQ and Septic Service.

Also I do not have pictures but once on Cape Cod I saw a sign that said

Don't even
Think of
Parking here

And near my office there use to be a small strip mall that had all the business listed on a sign in front

Marriage Service
Guns and Ammo
Wine and Liquor
Law Offices of….

 

[MA-Caver]

Some signs... well they go without saying.
I knew I was saving up those pics for a reason... :lol:

 

[Lynne]

Also I do not have pictures but once on Cape Cod I saw a sign that said

Don't even
Think of
Parking here

And near my office there use to be a small strip mall that had all the business listed on a sign in front

Marriage Service
Guns and Ammo
Wine and Liquor
Law Offices of….

For some reason, the last four seem to flow together.

 

[arnisador]

I love the family planning advice!

 

[MA-Caver]

I love the family planning advice!

Yeah well... some people are into that.

Pardon the pun.

 

[zDom]

Also I do not have pictures but once on Cape Cod I saw a sign that said

Don't even
Think of
Parking here

Ya, there is one of those in front of the post office in the county seat

(lol at many of the pics posted. Laughter is good medicine, so much thanks)

 

[lemon_meringue]

haha I remember walking past that sign once and I wanted to take a picture of it but didn't have a camera. Oh well, at least someone got it!

I knew I was saving up those pics for a reason... :lol:

Glad to see I'm not the only one!

 

[Jade Tigress]

I should have taken a picture. This clever sign was on a septic service store front when I lived down south.

"A Straight Flush Beats a Full House Every Time".

 

[tshadowchaser]

The touching wires sign is great. So just who is supposed to pay the fine if it causes death?