Best thing to tell a telemarketer

[someguy]

Whats the funniest thing you have ever said to a telemarketer...
or hear some one say...
or wanted to say...
or whatever else there is

mine is sorry im abit buess right now how about you give me your home number and ill call you back when your busy

 

[Ender]

I always ask "what are you wearing?".....*G

 

[Bob Hubbard]

"He's Dead". (Course I say that now when the collectors call about my credit cards.)




Ok, true story....and why I consider telemarketers to be scum bags... about a week after my grandmother died she started getting alot! of sales calls....I was a bit upset at the time and when I took the one call I kinda snapped...said "damn it, shes dead, will you bastards stop calling!" and hung up. the SOB called back and said 'sorry *******' and hung up on me. Dirtbags.

 

[Shodan]

That's awful Kaith.......makes you wish you could find out who their "higher ups" are so you could get them fired. A person in that business has no right to be behaving like that.

:asian: :karate:

 

[arnisador]

The episode of Seinfeld with him (briefly) dealing with one was amusing.