Sarah
Senior Master
How to be annoying:
- Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
- Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
- Staple papers in the middle of the page.
- Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
- Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
- Set alarms for random times.
- Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
- Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
- Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
- Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
- Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
- Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
- Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
- Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
- Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
- As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
- Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
- Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song. (Ya know, Lamb Chops?)
- Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
- Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
- Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
- Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
- Sing along at the opera.
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
- Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
- Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
- Make appointments for the 31st of September.
- Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
- Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
- Staple papers in the middle of the page.
- Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
- Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
- Set alarms for random times.
- Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
- Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
- Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
- Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
- Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
- Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
- Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
- Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
- Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
- As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
- Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
- Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song. (Ya know, Lamb Chops?)
- Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
- Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
- Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
- Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
- Sing along at the opera.
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
- Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
- Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
- Make appointments for the 31st of September.
