Bar-talk 101

[KenpoTex]

"EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO MALE)
(Get the hell out of the way.)

"EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am going to grope you now.)

"EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO MALE)
(Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way.)

"EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
(Move your fat ***. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho... And get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you b****, like the slut you are.)

"CAN I JUST GET A GLASS OF WATER?" (FEMALE)
(I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?"
(What's cheap?)

"CAN I HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN?" (MALE)
(I'm really gay.)

"CAN I HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN?" (FEMALE)
(I'm really easy.)

"THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR."
(Did I sleep with him/her?)

"I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (FEMALE)
(I'm 17.)

"I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (MALE)
(I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 2.4 after my last visit here)

 

[AaronLucia]

 

[Drac]

Excellent!!!!

 

[Cryozombie]

If you can find it...

Modern Drunkard magazine had a great section of "Bar Slang"...

My favorites being

"Beerjangling" which is gathering change to afford another drink

and

"Trolling the Void" which means to ask innocent open ended questions to your friends, trying to discover what you did the night before, prior to blacking out...

 

[Chronuss]

"Trolling the Void" which means to ask innocent open ended questions to your friends, trying to discover what you did the night before, prior to blacking out...

also called time traveling...

 

[KenpoTex]

"Trolling the Void" which means to ask innocent open ended questions to your friends, trying to discover what you did the night before, prior to blacking out...

also called time traveling...

I've never had to resort to this tactic but I've had lots of fun f***ing with people who've tried it