Angelina Jolie = Tom Cruise?

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[FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=+1]Jolie subs for Cruise in "Salt" thriller[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]"Edwin A. Salt" is getting a sex change.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]New mom Angelina Jolie, coming off the hit movie "Wanted," is in negotiations to replace Tom Cruise in the Columbia spy thriller.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]Screenwriter Kurt Wimmer[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1] will redraft the screenplay, about a CIA officer who must prove she is not a Russian sleeper spy out to assassinate the president, to suit Jolie.[/SIZE][/FONT]
You know...I can see it!
 
Of course this works. Tom is only TECHNICALLY a man.

Jolie is much tougher, in addition to being prettier :)
 
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