All In Fun ;~)

[Rich Parsons]

Subject: Funny


At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

"As the Greek philanderer Isoceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is
intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to
inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point,and draw the line."

President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scale never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex."

Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."

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[Ceicei]

:rofl:

Thanks for sharing!

- Ceicei

 

[pknox]

Nice. I guess as far as terrorists are concerned, now their number is up.

 

[Quick Sand]

That's so cheesy it's GREAT !! :rofl:

 

[TheRustyOne]

Is that where Arnisador went to?


hehehe! thanks for sharin that! funnyness!


...i think there were a few math teachers in high school that would be suspects of al-gebra...

 

[RCastillo]

That had to be Rich Parsons himself. What these moderators of MT will do for a few lines in print.......................shamless plug.

 

[cali_tkdbruin]

Okay, okay, here it is...


There, ya happy!?!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by RCastillo
That had to be Rich Parsons himself. What these moderators of MT will do for a few lines in print.......................shamless plug.

SIR!

I Resemble that REMARK!

:rofl:

 

[RCastillo]

Mr. Parsons,

I sent your "funny" off to my school, and will pass it around to the Math Dept. Let's see if I get called in for it!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by RCastillo
Mr. Parsons,

I sent your "funny" off to my school, and will pass it around to the Math Dept. Let's see if I get called in for it!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ricardo, it is Rich. And Besides, I got it in an e-mail myself so I am not the original author, I apologize for not making that clear in the original post. So, share with anyone you want.

Just Enjoy and smile
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