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I was looking at the news this morning and saw this article. I had to do a double take to make sure I was on CNN and not The Onion. LOL!
(CNN) -- A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.
But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.
Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.
 
I hope it had nothing to do with mouth to...... opossum mouth??? Wait I know, it is mouth to snout.
 
I think the real question here is not how he wanted to revive the possum, but why.
 
The guy was drunk, but I mean...really? Even stone cold drunk you're trying to revive a road kill possum???!!! LMAO!!!!
 
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