[SIZE=+0]Three men died on Christmas Eve [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]and were met by [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]"In honor of this [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]holy season" Saint Peter said, [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]"You must each possess [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]something that symbolizes [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]Christmas to get into heaven."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]The first man fumbled through his [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]pockets and [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]pulled out a lighter. He flicked [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]it on. "It represents [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]a candle", he said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]"You may pass through the Pearly [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]Gates" Saint Peter said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]The second man reached into his [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]pocket [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]and pulled out a set of keys. He [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]shook [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]them and said, "They're bells."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Saint Peter said "You may pass [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]through [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]the Pearly Gates".[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]The third man started searching [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]desperately[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]through his pockets and finally [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]pulled out a [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]pair of women's panties.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]St. Peter looked at the man with a [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]raised [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]eyebrow and asked,"And just what [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]do those[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]symbolize?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]The man replied," "These are [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]Carols."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]And So The Holiday Season [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]Begins....[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]The first man fumbled through his [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]pockets and [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]pulled out a lighter. He flicked [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]it on. "It represents [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]a candle", he said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]"You may pass through the Pearly [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]Gates" Saint Peter said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]The second man reached into his [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]pocket [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]and pulled out a set of keys. He [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]shook [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]them and said, "They're bells."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Saint Peter said "You may pass [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]through [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]the Pearly Gates".[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]The third man started searching [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]desperately[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]through his pockets and finally [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]pulled out a [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]pair of women's panties.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]St. Peter looked at the man with a [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]raised [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]eyebrow and asked,"And just what [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]do those[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]symbolize?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]The man replied," "These are [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]Carols."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]And So The Holiday Season [/SIZE][SIZE=+0]Begins....[/SIZE]
