A couple of Saddam jokes...

[Yari]

Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he go out when he can get bombed at home!


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The recent referendum in Iraq has confirmed Saddam Hussein as president for
another seven-year term by 100% support.

An old man voted No at the first instance but was so worry about the
consequence. He therefore went back to the voting station and told the
administrator: "Look, I am such a old man and have probably made a mistake
by putting the X at the wrong position, I beg you not to punish me and wish
to correct my mistake". The adminstrator said to him, "Don't worry, we have
corrected it for you already".


/Yari

 

[jeffkyle]

There was a meeting called for the 400 Saddam look alikes just recently. They were told that the good news is Saddam IS still alive. The bad news is that he lost an arm! :rofl:

 

[Yari]

Good for them it wasn't something else :rofl:


/yari

 

[KenpoTess]

What is the Iraqi air force motto? I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program? Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What's the five day forecast for Baghdad? Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job? Foreign ambassador.

How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-52 ... F-16 ..... B-1

What is Iraq's national bird? Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air force.