I feel lonely.... come on guys this is an awesome feature
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There is no such thing as hard weather, only soft people
My hobby: typing obscure eastern european insults into google to see what it thinks I mean.
Off to turn the radio on so I can disagree with it #BritishThing
Orks, because everybody loves an unwashed, mindlessly stupid fungus
Off day yoga session, let's go
8.30 PM- too late for kata and pushups?
Morning kata session
MERRY OF CHRISTMASSING AND A JOYFUL FEAST OF THE GOBBLEBIRD AND A NICE NEW YEAR
Ah, endorphins. The high you can feel smug about.
It's not aftershave, I just smell like this
First workout since my knee injury. Didn't do much, just some bent presses, ab wheel rollouts, pushups and kata. That way I can work out tomorrow as well.
You know, I just think that instead of taking newspapers to court, prince Harry should demand satisfaction from them in single combat
Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find himself listening to an argument about wing chun lineages
Laid up with gout. Incredibly painful.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but drinking beer before your run isn't carb loading
Ow my fiddlsticking hand. Again.
Quick! Say something a human would say so that they don't suspect
Mint! Potatoes! Pork! oh man I love caffeine!
....I think I got away with it...
My boss, a man I respect and admire, died a few days ago. Please don't hold anything I say in these few days against me, I'm just upset and pissed off
"N3Ver go to the ground on da thtw33t!"
Sweetie, darling, honey, baby, my brother in christ, you're not going to have a choice. -
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