State Trooper: "The party elected to get out of his truck, and decided to go to jail for disorderly."
(Oh the choices we make....)
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Town Dispatcher: "The grandfather reports he tried to teach his 14 year old son how to drive. After returning home, the grandfather reports he fell asleep, and when he woke up his car was gone"
Officer: "Does he want to prosecute?"
Dispatcher: "Unclear, but he's mad about the car!"
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Ham on SKYWARN: "The kids have taken some board games and have gone to the basement. I won't be on the air much longer."
Unknown Dispatcher: "Sounds like the vortex is getting close"
Ham: "Oh yeah. Only folks left on the road are the stormchasers"
Dispatcher: "<groans> So, soon there will be no one on the road except [county] Fire rescuing the stormchasers"
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EMS Dispatch: "Is the victim in transport now?"
Ambulace Driver: "Yes"
Dispatch: "Status?"
Paramedic: "Victim is Alert and stable, but doesn't recall what he was doing, or where he was when he got stabbed"
(I've never been stabbed, but I think if I ever were, I'd remember what I was doing, and where I was when it happened)
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Me: "Hi, this is Carol, I'm the network manager with <your vendor>"
EOC Honcho: "Hi Carol, I can't answer the comms. Someone took our mouse."
Me: "Someone took your mouse..." (and this is my problem...why?)
Honcho: "Yes! Our mouse is gone!"
Me: "Have you checked for any...cats...at the EOC, sir?"
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And how was YOUR week? :lol:
(Oh the choices we make....)
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Town Dispatcher: "The grandfather reports he tried to teach his 14 year old son how to drive. After returning home, the grandfather reports he fell asleep, and when he woke up his car was gone"
Officer: "Does he want to prosecute?"
Dispatcher: "Unclear, but he's mad about the car!"
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Ham on SKYWARN: "The kids have taken some board games and have gone to the basement. I won't be on the air much longer."
Unknown Dispatcher: "Sounds like the vortex is getting close"
Ham: "Oh yeah. Only folks left on the road are the stormchasers"
Dispatcher: "<groans> So, soon there will be no one on the road except [county] Fire rescuing the stormchasers"
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EMS Dispatch: "Is the victim in transport now?"
Ambulace Driver: "Yes"
Dispatch: "Status?"
Paramedic: "Victim is Alert and stable, but doesn't recall what he was doing, or where he was when he got stabbed"
(I've never been stabbed, but I think if I ever were, I'd remember what I was doing, and where I was when it happened)
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Me: "Hi, this is Carol, I'm the network manager with <your vendor>"
EOC Honcho: "Hi Carol, I can't answer the comms. Someone took our mouse."
Me: "Someone took your mouse..." (and this is my problem...why?)
Honcho: "Yes! Our mouse is gone!"
Me: "Have you checked for any...cats...at the EOC, sir?"
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And how was YOUR week? :lol: